Nobody lays a finger on my teammates! Anyone tries, and I'm firing these big boy bullets straight at their face!

Protecting my team means my katanas go full savage. No mercy for the baddies!

I rack up shots, then, BOOM! A mind-blowing bubble bomb for all the enemies. Teammate security: maximum

Relax, you've got Deadpool on your side! Swords out, baddies out. My stab hits crit, and a Bad Bunny hit makes the next swing a stabby special

Bang! Bang! Unleash two hand cannons left and right, because one gun is never enough. Pew pew, baby!

Slicey, dicey, twice as nicey! Swing both swords at whoever gets too close. Sushi, anyone?

Keep blasting till you trigger a BOOM. My thoughts literally explode onto the battlefield. Talk about mind-blowing firepower!

Now with extra chop! Stabs can go straight for the noggin. Heads up! Do a Bunny Hop and POW! Stabby Stabby action guaranteed! Run while you can!

Nobody lays a finger on my teammates! Anyone tries, and I'm firing these big boy bullets straight at their face!

Protecting my team means my katanas go full savage. No mercy for the baddies!

I rack up shots, then, BOOM! A mind-blowing bubble bomb for all the enemies. Teammate security: maximum

You! Yeah, you - the hyper one! Eyes off my friends. I sentence you to...whatever! Get ready to be taunted. I get bonus HP and healing, and if you whiff your abilities, you take damage, and I get even more HP!

Plushie power! It stops every single attack those chumps throw, giving my team a safety bubble. It's cute AND bulletproof

Yup, I can double jump in midair! During The Big Test and its upgrade, I can also stomp heads and wall jump to reset its cooldown. Stomp enemies so hard they won't get near my team!

Out of combat? I'm healing up, staying battle-ready to protect my team. And if I'm about to croak? Surprise! I get a free pass, and my health zooms back up. Nice try, villains

Listen up, eyes on the prize, don't wander off! Every time my abilities land on a bad guy, the style points shoot up a notch! When it's full, I can pop my ultimate! With me on the team, you're all staying alive and fabulous!

I'm here to smack baddies, get XP, and shield my friends! When my XP is full, I get to upgrade an ability! Bonus: Score the final hit and force your foe into a selfie—more XP for me! I'm invincible while striking my best duckface. No photobombs!

Want to hurt my team? Good luck! I hit you with a taunt, mess up your vision, and burn your health nonstop! Best part: my swords and guns go full turbo for the duration. Blink and you'll miss it

Wake the #!&% up, hero! We've got a game to win! Speed and healing buffs for starters, bonus Hazardous Hijinks for me, and extra HP for me and my nearby friends. Hit enough baddies with the right abilities exactly as I ask, and you unlock mega speed and healing, plus reset my Healing Factor cooldown!. Team protection mode: activated!

Try getting to my teammates, I dare you! My dash slash knocks fools down, and if I hit, I get to do it again. Up to three times, baby!

Teammates, stay safe! Dummies, look here! It's showtime: I taunt, blind you, and hit warp speed with my swords and guns. Plus, my crew gets a damage reduction buff, so they're basically invincible. Dummies that stick around too long will even have their UI taped over!

Watch this pro bodyguard in action! I dash forward, nail the bad guy, and bounce in any direction I want. Oh, and I can do this two more times real quick!

My ultra-cool, super shiny, extra huggable, and totally blinged-out plushy. Toss it ahead, and it lands as an invincible sphere of awesomeness! Blocking attacks and keeping my team safe inside our furry fortress

Hey, player! Warm-up's over, time for the main event! Speed, healing, dashes, for me, and bonus HP for all! Smash enough baddies with the skills I say, and you unlock super buffs (massive speed and healing), plus Healing Factor resets. For some time after, each hit means more HP for the crew and you. Don't mess this up!

Upgraded courtroom drama! Congrats, unlucky one! You're my pick; enjoy the taunt! I score bonus health and healing, and you take ongoing damage. If you miss an ability while court is in session, it's a double whammy. You get more pain, AND I get more extra HP! Thanks in advance!

Let's play judge! Pick a dumb-dumb and slap a taunt. They miss an ability? Boom! Gavel drops, and I slap them with pain and snark

Ever seen someone throw their own face? Watch me KO a crowd, then catch my mug on the rebound!. Don't lose your head over it

Hippity-hoppity, Deadpool's on your property! Watch me squeeze in a second jump midair! Hop on heads or kick off walls with Bunny Hop to refresh the cooldown, and if I land on someone? Free health for me, and a headache for them. Whee!

True heroes taunt face-to-face! I roast nearby baddies, mess up their vision, and tank their hits like a boss. Try me!

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Ready for a challenge? Free speed and healing just for trying. Nail enough hits with the right abilities and unlock the deluxe speed-heal package. It's an A+ in chaos!

Blink, and you'll miss my deadly dash combo. Slash, dash, repeat! Hit someone? You get to go again! (Up to 2 more times. Don't get greedy.) Who says I can't multitask?

Check out the best trash talk in the Chronoverse! Keep taunting and melting their HP! I even block their screen, so they can't see squat. Plus, I tank hits like a champ. Enemies that stick around too long get the bottom of their screen taped up. By the end, they won't even find their health bar and whatnot. Good luck fighting what you can't see, suckers!

Now with bouncy castle action! Slash, bounce, repeat. It's like the world's deadliest pinball!. Cooldowns? Never heard of 'em. Keep going as long as you hit stuff, just don't let me fall flat on my ass!

Juggle my noggin for extra throws! If you catch it thrice, it goes kaboom. Everyone gets a piece of my mind

Don't just stand there, you blockhead! The challenge's still rolling. But don't worry, I'm not one of those money-hungry scam artists. The buffs are on the house, no price hike. Take on this challenge, and you'll get three freebies: a little Speed boost, Continuous Healing, and Damage Up. Hit enough baddies with the right abilities exactly as I ask, and you unlock the ultimate bundle (Super Speed, Super Healing, Damage Boost AND reset all your cooldowns (except Healing Factor; no cheating!). Now THAT'S love

Dumbpoochu, I choose you! Taunt time! Their HP melts away, and if they whiff an ability, they get bonus pain AND Vulnerability. Double whammy! Objection? Overruled!

You! Yeah, you - the hyper one! Eyes off my friends. I sentence you to...whatever! Get ready to be taunted. I get bonus HP and healing, and if you whiff your abilities, you take damage, and I get even more HP!

Plushie power! It stops every single attack those chumps throw, giving my team a safety bubble. It's cute AND bulletproof

Yup, I can double jump in midair! During The Big Test and its upgrade, I can also stomp heads and wall jump to reset its cooldown. Stomp enemies so hard they won't get near my team!

Want to hurt my team? Good luck! I hit you with a taunt, mess up your vision, and burn your health nonstop! Best part: my swords and guns go full turbo for the duration. Blink and you'll miss it

Wake the #!&% up, hero! We've got a game to win! Speed and healing buffs for starters, bonus Healing Hijinks for me, and extra HP for me and my nearby friends. Hit enough baddies with the right abilities exactly as I ask, and you unlock mega speed and healing, plus reset my Healing Factor cooldown!. Team protection mode: activated!

Try getting to my teammates, I dare you! My dash slash knocks fools down, and if I hit, I get to do it again. Up to three times, baby!

Relax, you've got Deadpool on your side! Swords out, baddies out. My stab hits crit, and a Healing Hop hit makes the next swing a stabby special

Teammates, stay safe! Dummies, look here! It's showtime: I taunt, blind you, and hit warp speed with my swords and guns. Plus, my crew gets a damage reduction buff, so they're basically invincible. Dummies that stick around too long will even have their UI taped over!

Watch this pro bodyguard in action! I dash forward, nail the bad guy, and bounce in any direction I want. Oh, and I can do this two more times real quick!

My ultra-cool, super shiny, extra huggable, and totally blinged-out plushy. Toss it ahead, and it lands as an invincible sphere of awesomeness! Blocking attacks and keeping my team safe inside our furry fortress

Hey, player! Warm-up's over, time for the main event! Speed, healing, dashes, for me, and bonus HP for all! Smash enough baddies with the skills I say, and you unlock super buffs(massive speed and healing), plus Healing Factor resets. For some time after, each hit means more HP for the crew and you. Don't mess this up!

Upgraded courtroom drama! Congrats, unlucky one! You're my pick; enjoy the taunt! I score bonus health and healing, and you take ongoing damage. If you miss an ability while court is in session, it's a double whammy. You get more pain, AND I get more extra HP! Thanks in advance!

Deadpool hands Jeff the Land Shark a plushie with attitude. Jeff can spit it ahead where it'll continuously Taunt nearby enemies and Block Vision, while allies in range enjoy a plush-powered healing party!

Base Effect: Receive upgrades from Hel, allowing the Desert Eagles or Katanas to be upgraded one additional time. Hel-Yeah Desert Eagles: Duelist and Vanguard gain pierce, and the thought bubbles transform into homing death-rattle bubbles. Strategist death-rattle bubbles also home in on allies, exploding to provide healing. Hel-Yeah Katanas: Every strike injects undead energy into the enemy. Hitting an enemy three times with the Katanas detonates the energy, dealing percentage-based true damage scaling off their max Health. Enhanced Effect: When teaming up with Hela, BOTH the Desert Eagles and Katanas can be upgraded one extra time.

Base Effect: Activate for kinetic energy, propelling Deadpool in a forward leap. Upon landing, he scatters a ring of kinetically charged chimichangas that deal damage to enemies. Enhanced Effect: When teaming up with Gambit, the kinetic energy causes Deadpool's landing to inflict a Stun effect on enemies in the blast radius.